This antique is like a wife, if it's not yours, don't touch it. Please don't touch, I'd like to put the scratches on myself I may be old but I don't itch, so please don't scratch me. You can touch my wife, you can touch my dog, but you can't touch my tractor.WARNING - HEALTH HAZARD Climbing in, on or touching this antique tractor can cause fat lip, severe nose bleed or fractured limbs.

Safety Signs with Humor

A great gift for a tractor lover or a treat for yourself. Specify colors from the color chart. Signs are 4 in. high by 12 in. wide.

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#HS12 Humorous (4 x 12 in.) $10.00.

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